Trapeze Swing Club: Worse than walking in on your parents
My boyfriend and I just had our first experience at Trapeze. We were really looking forward to the experience, which started off with good food, but the five or six dining tables they have available were taken. Then I stood in line for the single stall bathroom for 15 minutes. As the place got crowded (extremely crowded) we noticed that we were the only couple in our 20s…in fact 85% of the crowd was over 45. Quite a few people there could have easily been our grandparents. But, we got a little tipsy and watched the sexy porn playing around us and danced. Finally everyone was moving into the “play room”. We envisioned the movie “eyes wide shut”, though there was not NOT ONE SINGLE LADY. We got our locker assigned, where you change into a white towel….except people all around you are also changing, if you bend over to remove your socks, there’s a good chance you’ll get poked.
In the play room, we found ourselves completely TURNED OFF by the large amount of 60-somethings and wrinkly, saggy bodies screwing everywhere. The crowd was worse than most barmitzfahs I’ve attended. It was GROSS! We left immediately and went to Scarletts to erase the mental vision. Ended up staying there for hours and getting a few lapdances to make-up for the terrible experience.
Trapeze Swing Club is located at 5213 N. State Road 7, Ft. Lauderdale.
See related reviews in:
Not Recommended, Nightclub, User Reviews
- 5-Star rating
This review is the subjective opinion of the individual traveler and not of MiamiBeach411 nor of its partners.
HonesttotheT does not recommend this business.
Do you agree?
You can leave a response, or submit a new review.
Your comments will help others make the right decision in choosing where to spend their time and money.
Was this review helpful? Share It With Others!