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Useful French Phrases

October 05, 2005 By Gus in Miscellaneous

For all of my restaurant comrades, here are some useful French phrases that can come in handy.

“Are you drunk?”
“Est-ce que vous êtes ivre?”

“Do it yourself.”
“Faites-le vous-même”

“I’d help you, but I don’t like you.”
“Je vous aurais bien aide, mais je ne vous aime pas.”

“Would you stop spitting on me while you’re talking!”
“Voulez-vous cesser de me cracher dessus pendant que vous parlez!”

Now, if only they would have translated “Hey, where’s my tip?”

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