The Burger Beast is offering a guided tour of Miami’s best hamburger joints on Sunday, February 21 at 7:30pm. Come hang out and have a burger, or two! Miami Tour Company is doing the driving. All you have to do is eat and have fun.

My husband had long since lost his job at the boat company, we had gone from Black American Express-fueled parties on the Gansevoort Roofdeck to our house being the one where scantily-clad girls spilled cocaine on the floor. I rarely left except to go to Publix and 7-11.  My dealer delivered. 

Rumors are beginning to spread, Google will release a news feed on our Google profile pages that will compete with Facebook and Twitter.  The main obstacle Google must overcome is getting everyone to adopt their Google profile page. Wishing us a happy birthday is a good start. [...]

City of Miami Beach, you have got to be out of your mind. You want to install red light cameras? This is the worst idea I think the city has ever had. Because it will create traffic, because it will fine people who have no intention of ever paying, and because it will punish an already-cash-strapped population. [...]

Please don’t deceive us about the job market. Don’t tempt us with unrealistic expectations. People have crazy dreams about moving here, we should never confuse them about what life is really like. [...]

Despite having the third worst job market in America and boasting an unemployment rate creeping toward 15 percent, people still seem to think it’s a good idea to relocate to Miami-Dade County. Without work. This is about as good of an idea as moving across the country to try and win back an ex who is already married to someone else. [...]

By now, you’ve probably read about Latin Burger and Taco, the mobile food truck that sets up in various locations of Miami throughout the day, but you might not have seen co-owner and celebrity chef Ingrid Hoffman speak so passionately about the food [...]

Is anyone moderating the Greater Miami Convention & Visitors Bureau’s website?

Gilbert was THE doorman on the Beach for almost a decade, guarding the velvet ropes with a combination of humor, attitude and compassion that every doorman could take a lesson from. Sadly, Gilbert passed away on New Year’s Day. The Miami memorial was Wednesday night at Mynt. [...]

As the oldest bar in Miami, Tobacco Road has been serving drinks since before prohibition. That is why it is only fitting that the downtown bar has defiantly stood against Florida’s prohibition against medical marijuana for more than a decade by hosting the annual medical marijuana benefit concert. [...]